The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
This is so weird (and sad) .. the guys singing Zayn’s parts at tonight show.
Liam singing his part in Up all Night
Louis singing his part in WMYB
Niall singing his part in More Than This
Harry singing his part in Moments
people always look so happy when they’re with niall, he’s just a little bundle of joy and happiness, he’s the sunshine and when you’re near him he blinds you with his light and he shines and he gives you happiness niall is perfect
i am the female
i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
“you do tile?”
“si.”
what if our fingers were only as long as our toes
i wish i could say “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” in real life
parenthesis degree symbol with 90 degree clockwise parenthesis, greek symbol with 90 degree counterclockwise parenthesis, degree symbol with 90 degree clockwise parenthesis, parenthesis
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis