tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

mollyhallstrom:

Laughing

fuckyeah1d:

This is so weird (and sad) .. the guys singing Zayn’s parts at tonight show.

Liam singing his part in Up all Night

Louis singing his part in WMYB

Niall singing his part in More Than This

Harry singing his part in Moments

jamesniall:

people always look so happy when they’re with niall, he’s just a little bundle of joy and happiness, he’s the sunshine and when you’re near him he blinds you with his light and he shines and he gives you happiness niall is perfect

growlithed:

i am the female

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

gay4zayn:

hazwards:

“you do tile?”

“si.”

louisharrystylinson:

thehemospectrum:

what if our fingers were only as long as our toes

all-is-now:

mond0:

i wish i could say “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” in real life

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis